Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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