worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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