i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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