Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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