But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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