im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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