If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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