You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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