its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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