no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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