playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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