If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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