Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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