We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
