Kiss
Puke
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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