wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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