is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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