I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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