My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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