scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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