If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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