I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
