rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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