you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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