It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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