Taylor Swift is so right about you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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