After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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