seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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