just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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