She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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