i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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