You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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