Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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