Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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