we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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