walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You are a genius and a whore.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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