lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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