Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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