i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
no more duck duck goose at the bar
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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