Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
