You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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