It's Friday. Sex?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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