yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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