if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there's paper in my vomit.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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