Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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