Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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