She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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