This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
