I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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