Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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