i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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