Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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