just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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